Saturday night was great!!!

I’m slowly recovering from my weekend of debauchery!!! Saturday night was one of the most exciting nights out of the past several weeks for me (especially for purposes of this blog). I stepped out of the house looking CUTE! I had just gotten my hair done in the morning so I was ready to spring into action. I arrived at Red Bamboo around 10ish and took a seat off to the side of the bar. Within about 10 min, a guy who used to live in LA but who recently moved to Queens (as in 6 years ago!) started talking to me. He happens to be an actor (good looking) and works for BET and of course he was a little full of himself. Fortunately, he disappeared soon afterwards. Then another guy offered to buy me a drink (and then he couldn’t stop buying me drinks). He started to get intoxicated and extremely boring. Suddenly out of nowhere, I realized that he was passing gas at the bar. Now that is really disgusting! I eventually escaped by going to dance with a friend of mine. I also ran into a guy that I had met 6 years ago, who remembered me and still had my info in his Treo 650. Now that’s pretty amazing! We agreed to get together soon for drinks/dinner. I saw some other people that I knew but nothing exciting happened so I won’t really talk about them.

Then I saw a guy that I dated late last year; let’s call him “big daddy”. Here's a little background on him: we dated for a few months last year and even went out to dinner for Valentine's Day this year. I found out recently that he got engaged, which means he obviously had a fiance when we were dating. He came with some mutual friends that I know but interestingly enough stayed outside the whole time. At some point, big daddy had to use the restroom. The area has individual stalls with a common sink area. So, I went with my girl to pretend like we had just come out of the restroom. He came out and looked happy to see her and a little surprised to see me with her. So, I said “I guess Congratulations are in order” and he answered yes. I asked him if he had picked out a date and he said that he hadn’t. So, I said “I guess I’m invited to the party” and responded that it will be the party of the year. Of course, the entire time he looked like he wanted to vomit. You truly had to be there to experience this particular story. It also shows how there’s really 6 degrees (or less) of separation between people. He left soon after with his fiancé but his friends, who he came with, partied the night away!

Then lo and behold, around midnight, I saw the 60+ year old b-day guy from the previous weekend roll up in a Sean John velour outfit. Now that is a disgrace. I’m sure Diddy didn’t design those clothes for people like him (if only you could see him….). Anyway, he asked me if sugar daddy was there and I said no, I was rolling solo.

I met some other good looking sexy men, who ALL had women at home. Why are all the good looking men taken?? Why is it the women are always at home? I guess that’s part of the reason that I’m single!!

DJ Misbehavior was back again and she was off the hook. I hope she ends up with a regular gig there especially since a lot of people from the neighborhood support her. This could definitely be the hotspot of the summer (and no they aren’t paying me to say that!!)

For those of you, who celebrate Easter, hope you had a good one and prayed for me because I went to bed as the sun was rising so needless to say, church didn’t exactly happen for me!